If everybody has one show they could watch exclusively until the end of time, I’d pick M*A*S*H. I’ve cycled through the show five times so far, to my memory, and if Hulu ever picks it up I’ll go another five easily. My top ten episodes:

  • “Hey, Look Me Over” – Nurse Kelly calls out Hawkeye on his BS. Wish they’d done more with her.
  • “Movie Tonight” – Gee, ma, I wanna go home.
  • “Abyssinia, Henry” – I still cry at the end.
  • “Change of Command” – I’m Section 8 head to toe. I’m wearing a Warner bra. I play with dolls…
  • “Welcome to Korea, 1-2” – What say you, ferret face?
  • “Deal Me Out” – Up close you’re a guy.  / Far away, too.
  • “Adam’s Ribs” – Praise the Lord, pass the sauce.
  • “Dear Sigmund” – “Air raid!”
  • “A Night at Rosie’s” – Snap, crackle, and burp.
  • “Goodbye, Farewell, and Amen” – GOODBYE